Bears Being Stalked by T Rajendar

Save the climaettu,

Else, make you omlettu.

- By Subbareddy Adapala 

Once there was a King TR,

He wanted a coat of arms made by his PR,

The brief was to use a bear,

He got a scare

when he saw that it was actually Bare.

- By Subbareddy Adapala 

I asked them for a bearometer. This is what I get. Country brutes.

Submitted by Jayadev Bhaskaran

                             You run but you cant hide!

Hey Bhaalu!, Come out if you have ballsu

If you dont have ballsu, I will make sure get a baby with ballsu

If i call out Kallu , he will leak a lot jollu

If i call out Sallu, he will killu

You better come out and “bear” my lollu

BY 

Vencurd

Dei, I am watching you, Shabari

Hiding quietly behind this shrubbery.

Serving the Lord your spit Ber

no salivation for you now, get very scare!

by Partha Jha

In Chicago I met a bear
With football shoes, a dandy pair
He looked at me, I looked at him
He sized me up, I sized up him

He said to me, “Why don’t you run?,
I see you don’t, have any gun.”
So I did run, away from there,
and right behind me came that bear.

Ahead of me, I saw a tree,
A great big tree, oh golly-gee.
The only branch, was 10 feet up,
I’d have to jump, and trust my luck.

And so I jumped, into the air,
But I missed that branch, away up there.
Now don’t you fret, now don’t you frown,
I caught that branch on the way down.

The moral is, no shocking news,
Don’t talk to bears, in football shoes.
That’s all there is, there is no more,
Unless I meet, that bear once more.

— By Mihir Fadnavis

#KalmaDeception or #BBSBTR #youprefer

- By http://twitter.com/atlasdanced 

You fashion-show lady so haughty
Those eyes are looking naughty
And that Mona Lisa smile
So full of guile
Means you’re not a day above forty.

But you think you’re very sly?
Putting three bears to do the spy?
I will watch you like a hawk
Because You may walk the walk
But I can stalk the stalk.

by daddy_san